Twitter Updates for 2008-07-24

  • eating chicken “something” from the IBM canteen #
  • Back on Twhirl on work lappy… spaz went mental one too many times #
  • Um copywriters that write those long sales letters…. how long is TOO long? #
  • @Ed_Dale condolances #
  • just wrote my first sales letter ever …. #
  • @Ollie_R Thanks Ollie… I hope so too (but I did it for the Thirty Day Challenge :) …I feel it may be a tad long #
  • Retweeting @goyourself: Starting 30dc preseason — Yay!!! have fun :) #
  • @NathanRidley booyah! *high5* :D no longer virgins! #
  • @NathanRidley I have already read yours :) Would love you to read mine but it is a 30DC entry and not sure if can make public yet #
  • going to snuggle under a warm doona and let the mind rest #

Ed Dale Mankini New Update

Developments in the Ed Dale Mankini saga need reporting on. Sure this blog post is just another way to keep my authority up on the subject, but I hey let’s be ridiculously transparent on this subject because there is absolutely nothing to lose (if only I had a sweet deal with an underwear retailer or something)

So the  Ed Dale Mankini Terapad blog has done what i thought it would do. Which is knock this blog off the #1 spot for the search term Ed Dale Mankini. There are a few reason why it would do that and I will probably talk about them as filler posts as we go through the month of August with the 30DC (after that i am SO not continuing this naughty naughty distraction which sucks up precious time).

I am keeping my eye on the specific Squidoo lens though. That is having another period of Google disappearing and it could make a Lazarus-like come back. Meanwhile this blog should sink in the rankings through time as it really isn’t focussed on the term and I need to stop posting mankini stuff here (as all this is doing is earning me a reputation of being slightly crazy!).

Time to knuckle down… only one week till the Thirty Day Challenge and I am getting pretty excited!

Do Not Be Offended

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Do not be offended if I don’t follow you,

It’s not because I don’t care

Do not think I don’t see you

Or the important things you say

Because I do

Just not there.

Do not think that I am rude

If i don’t answer straight away

(or at all)

The noise is deafening sometimes

Shouting accross waterfalls

is seldom successful

Maybe you need to whisper in my ear.

Do not think that I ignore you

that is not true

Say something that is relevant to my interests

And I will be reading, watching, listening

(image acquired from here! )

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-23

  • I am not decideed on what I think about Google buying Digg …. #
  • Sharing http://tinyurl.com/68bvl5 with every stoner I know #
  • @cameronreilly you get all the good gigs! #
  • @hugh_fraser crazzzzzzzyyyyyyyyy….virally so #
  • @kerryank then ring them up and flake… you are more important than anything you are doing #
  • may.. or may not have set up an illegal wireless connection on our floor for iPhone access #
  • @SilkCharm late answer to unlimted broadband…. would live stream on the road or whereever like qik but high qual #
  • @allisonr yep…videophone but for your masses. Ultra “NOISY” and disrupting but would be awesome if you got that “close” to yr influencers #
  • Crikey! @ed_dale bags out Apple (kinda) http://tinyurl.com/6qx6me #
  • http://tinyurl.com/6c9vyf as usual tinyurl goes ban #
  • @bck shot at the bus??? wtf are you? #
  • @mpesce you wowser! Youtube comments should always have the words douchebag, n00b, lamer, shitweasel and wanker #
  • @harmonicbarbie stupid Twitter client spaz makes me tweet myself… GRRR! #
  • Eating fruit toast with banana and drinking decaf while updating Market Samurai…nom nom #
  • Market Samurai is upgraded to .41 no probs at all…now to test it till it bleeds #
  • Going to bed with a signed copy of The Iron Tree by Cecilia Dart-Thornton #

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-22

  • sneakily watching http://www.thirtdaychallenge.tv from work. Mwuahahah #
  • *kisses* @ dan_raine #
  • Consumed apple crumble after lunch…do not feel guilty… *finger* at fat content #
  • discussing whether it is as fantasy inspiring for a gay man to sleep with gay twins as it is for hetero guys #
  • Oooh Cisco Networkers invitation… maybe now I don’t work for cheap arse TLA I might be able to send some of my staff #
  • @mr_gadget oh noes Mr_Gadget I missed your broadcast … I suck! #
  • hahah “journalist” sings the praises of social networking sites for story generation http://tinyurl.com/58oluz #
  • bloody spaz! http://tinyurl.com/5t2p58 #
  • new AIR installed, snail mail from google opened…now what? #
  • Consulting with the voices in my head as to my next dastardly plan….apparently need to stock up on fuse wire, molasses and a toilet pl … #
  • Hmm just noticed there are 35 instances of ” Ed Dale Mankini ” on my blog… interesting #
  • At swanky restaurant with daughter weeeeee! #
  • Daughter nommed out on truffle chicken . Restaurant way too swanky #
  • home… looks like WoW is screwed royally… better do some writing then #
  • @mr_gadget I did ! It works good! Thank you so much :) #
  • Retweeting @mr_gadget: @Neerav Yo Yo Yo! My newest internet business partner ;) Thanks to @mpesce for bringing us together on Twitter! #
  • @mr_gadget you should see how uber my tauren hunter is now…got Trollbane last raid w00ties #
  • @mr_gadget I think I will be leaving Azeroth when the next expansion comes out… I will see how Spore, Diablo 3 and Fallout 3 go… #
  • Downloading Market Samurai Tips.mov mmmmm Your Kung Fu is strong! #
  • @mr_gadget iphone gripes 1, Battery Life means a charge every night and everything turned off. Gripe 2 fingerprints! Grip 3 con’t #
  • @mr_gadget lack of Bluetooth file transfer! what a PAIN when you want to get a photo off..wouldnt be an issue if DATA WAS CHEAP!! or FREE #
  • @gurubob has such a soothing voice #
  • @mr_gadget aww thanks…. my biggest non iphone gripe but related is the telco data gouging whore sluts #
  • @mr_gadget I can’t use my iphone to its full potential because of teh telco data cost… makes Allison a sad panda #
  • @Ed_Dale I always need you Ed phwoar!! #

The Stuff Of Dreams

I have my Twitter set up to SMS me when there is a direct message. This works great now that Twitter has their stuff back under control. What I forget is, I have Twitter friends who live in very different time zones.  So this morning the iPhone buzzed me awake around 4am with a direct message. (It was a great message by the way).

Luckily it woke me right in the middle of a dream I was having. The dream was about how I will distribute my book and the extra electronic things I want to go with it.

Now dreams for me are a rollercoaster ride where I have no control over the action. I am totally immersed in the experience and I am unable to suspend disbelief during it (unlike my partner and kids, they can lucid dream at will) so most of my dreams are crazy mashups of daily events and complete randomness. This dream however made, and still makes, perfect sense to me.

My dream even went through a debate that i would have sat down and thought about anyway. The result was a perfectly reasonable conclusion and I happen to agree with my dreaming brain self on the outcome.

What I will need to do is sit down and flowchart how it will all work and then figure out where to get the solution. I am sure it is feasible, just need to ask around the place on what.

Quality Is Not A Dirty Word

Inspired by a question from the Thirty Day Challenge forums.

Why is it that Internet marketers who are not huge names in the business seem to think that getting their work socially bookmarked by any means is more important than actually creating something of quality that will be naturally bookmarked by the people interested in their subject?

The “get ranked quick” crew seem to think that getting on the board quickly is the goal. But why? If your product/blog/article is excreta, you have just ensured that your reputation in the eyes of your audience has been tarnished. Same with social bookmarking and aggregators, you will lose anyone who is genuinely interested in what your subject is. And this is most likely to be a permanent thing.

Think about RSS feeds and FriendFeed. Have you ever gone back to somewhere or someone that produced crap and re-subscribed after dropping them? I know I haven’t as yet….if I think you are spouting rubbish then you are gone…. for good. It would take 100x more effort for those people to get back in front of my eyes than if they had written something decent in the beginning.

This is why I am against self-bookmarking*.

There is no better way to see what your audience wants. If you have done something that strikes a chord with your audience and they bookmark all over the place, you should be examining your piece to see what it was they liked. Was it the subject matter, the way you wrote it, the product they really want? Then reproduce it.

There is no reason why quality output will not rank as quickly as self-bookmarked, and the benefits will be million times more valuable than ruining your own reputation by doing it yourself.

Same goes for link begging. Wasting your reputation asking people to bookmark or link to your work is a stupid, short term gain for long term pain. Imagine you are a “normal person” who is using social networking tools as they should be used, and they see something like “Bookmark love please!!!!”. What are they going to think? Certainly they know that you are not writing for them, or  for any reason that would be beneficial for them.  I really dislike seeing people whore themselves out for a link like that… yech!

Create quality for your audience/market as your first priority, always.

* Disclaimer – I have self bookmarked some of my items for various reasons in the past. Mostly for testing or fun (like Ed Dale Mankini :) ). But 99.99% of the time I leave what I do to the whims of those I am writing/producing for.

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-20

  • Castle Hill is full of cross bearing pilgrims still…nearly wiped a couple out as they ran rapturously across the road #

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-19

  • WoW raiding before going to so Dark Knight and dinner with friends #

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-18

  • put my marketing skills for good use and got one of my staff an AT&T Global award in our first month here…. yay! #
  • early night… 5am start at the fruit markets for co-op pickup turn….not looking forward to it at all #