Facebook Sneaky CPA Traps

While I am in the mood to write about Facebook I noticed this little grey hat scam yesterday and thought I would pass it on as I found it amusing.

It all started because I noticed a simple but quite noticeable Facebook ad with the following logo

i love my cat cpa scam

Well who doesn’t love their cat if they have a cat hmmm? I thought at the time I should take a screenshot because it seemed odd that a cat appreciation fan page was paying cash to get members. This morning it all became clear, but I will explain why in a minute.

Having my own cat fan page for the Sphynx Cat Blog I decided to give this page a “like” so i could post a link to my fan page on their wall saying that the Sphynx cat Blog also loves cats and that we were happy to be there. Yeah, I am not above a little self promotion spam if it is relevant (which makes this a you can’t play a player kind of scenario) . Membership numbers were racing up on the I Love My Cat fan page as people saw the ads, and their friends joining, and they had 2000 users in just one day…not bad at all, I wonder how much that cost?

This morning in my feed I see the following

i love my cat spa offer

Which takes you to

i love cats cpa trap

The trap has been sprung! I don’t do CPA but when I saw this I thought that’s quite clever if you pick things like kittens, puppies, babies and replicated.

And people are THANKING these people for being so generous….

Phase One Facebook

One thing I know I do not do well is compartmentalise my passions.  When Friendfeed and Twitter came along I loved nothing better than to just spit out everything ala stream of consciousness to prove how clever I was.  I served up a huge buffet of information and let everyone just grab what interested them.

Thing is, it’s not the best use of my time (BUMT) lumping it together, it doesn’t pay. It’s been scratching at the back of my mind that while I want to “disappear” into the ether, I really shouldn’t close that market leadership type of door because I really have a lot to say about a few subjects. Subjects like how to leave your job for your passion, how to live an environmentally mindful life and still be a tech lover, and how to succeed even if you are old, fat and ugly.

To keep me honest and on track about the things that I dig on the internet, as well as making a dollar or two, I have created a Facebook fan page for my internet entrepreneurial persona.  You can find it here – unfinished but shipped all the same. Love you to take a look and a “like” if you are into my stuff.

As for my other interests, many  have fan pages already, in fact they have had them for quite a long time and they are growing organically and that is how I like it.  My oldest fan page has one post on it and a link to an affiliate page. It’s traffic is not huge but is constant and it has the most “likes” of all my pages…even beats out my Sphynx Cat page where I post Sphynx cat news daily and reader’s kitten pictures 3 times a week!

Yet these pages are all crushed significantly in traffic and numbers by a fan page my son put up for people who have been “let down” by a local bus company…just goes to show, pissed off people JOIN things , misery really does love company.

Like me NOW ……..please

Allison reynolds Like Button

Open Letter To My Prospective Employers

If you want to employ me, or use my online company to perform work for you then please be aware of the following -

Dear Prospective Employer

Before you find out anywhere else,  there are pictures of me on the internet, pictures of me having fun and being silly. I have also written thousands of words of opinion and uploaded them for everyone to read and comment on. Not only on this blog either, but on Facebook, and horrors upon horrors, that dreadful beast Twitter.

I don’t want you to be afraid of going to look;  be my guest, cop an eyeful.

You might think this is rather daring. You might even think that that picture of me holding a glass of wine while I do something naughty with a naked statue would be grounds to never speak to me on professional terms again (but still think I might be kinda fun to talk to at a party). You can track that one down yourself.  You might even decide never to employ me. You know what? That is fine by me.

You see I don’t want an employer that is too short sighted to see that the world is changing and that humans (your employees) should be seen as people. That this painful period of change will eventually finish up in 5 years when it will be perfectly natural to broadcast your whole life, in glorious Technicolor to the world (well maybe not in Australia where broadband is still horrifically expensive…ooh another OPINION).

This period is similar to Victorian prudery where the word “leg” was never to be uttered, but Queen Victoria herself  liked, and gifted, drawings of naked men. Confusion reigns, and you are caught up in the middle of it. Still you want the best employees and if there is a picture of someone drinking a glass of beer online then that can easily be extrapolated to “they are a drunk who will be hungover every Monday morning” because that HAS to be the only explanation.

How about choosing employees on something radical like “can they do the work” and “will they fit in with our work culture“.  *Gasp*! I know! Who on earth would actually employ on those key points when your recruiting agency is charging you through the nose to find the person who is smart enough to have their Facebook account privacy settings set at titanium lock strength.

Next, people will be setting up fake blogs that have them helping the homeless each weekend, while keeping a real blog under a pseudonym that only the chosen few get to read (there’s a business idea what?!). What a fabulous step forward for mankind that would be, instead of open and accepting, let’s retreat back into deception.

I have been lucky to have worked for a large corporation that encourages diversity of opinion, AND the use of social media as long as I don’t try to represent them publicly (I’ll leave that to the spin PR people). I know that it is possible to be a person, a real person, and still be considered a valued employee.

Hell, the people I work for even let me manage other people! Like decide what they get paid and stuff.

I don’t give two hoots what’s on their Facebook, it’s none of my business. When I do performance reviews I am not looking, or caring, about what happens in their online lives unless I ask them why their work is suffering and they tell me it’s 60 hours of Starcraft II beta (or something).

I still hope we can do business after you know all of this about me. You can be assured I will be looking only at your suitability and “fit” with my business plans, and not how you like to enjoy yourself.

Yours Sincerely

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Facebook Like Button WordPress Plugin Review

Yeah only a complete geek would do a Facebook Like Button WordPress plugin review… erm OK yes that describes me a bit.  Still if you want more readers {than your current readers) like your stuff – and have a nice big link for their Facebook friends to come find you quickly and easily, then you should be whacking one of these babies on your WordPress blog.

Here’s a little info on my experience putting a button on some of my blogs. Of course results may vary for you due to your templates and hacks so make sure you test if yours don’t look like mine.

Facebook Like

Facebook Like 2.6.0
Installing – easy no issues via the internal WordPress plugin installer
Configuring - Easy for tech savvy person

Facebook like button wordpress pluginLikes - iframe based so no hit on the seo of the content page

Dislike – Supposedly only a 40px default height frame size, but broke out to 400 causing large gap at the top of posts

Facebook like button wordpress plugin brokenVerdict - uninstall

The Facebook Like Button (Beta)

The Facebook Like Button (Beta)

Installing – Erm yes well…it said it installed and is in the plugin list. But where is the configuration area for it (I evenm checked in the widgets !) And it didn’t magically appear on any posts

Configuration – well none, cos i can’t find it

Like – the adventure of Beta testing

Dislikes – The paranoid thought I had just done something stupid to my blog by attempting to install this one

Verdict - Uninstall

Facebook Like Button for WordPress

Facebook Like Button for WordPress 1.0.2

Installing – Easy via internal wordpress install

Configure – Easy and slightly manually configurable

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Likes - it will work out of the box for most people

Dislikes – The broken wrap around look at the top of the post (and the not so subtle Christian advertising on configure page)

facebook like button for wordpress 102 left topVerdict – I use this one on another blog as it was the first one I could get to work

Facebook Like 0.5

Facebook Like 0.5

Install – easy

Configure – none! I nearly uninstalled right then and there but I remembered the notes saying “bottom of post” so I checked and sure enough on the front page there were buttons at the bottom of the page

Likes – well that was easy and on the writer’s blog the button looks great

Dislikes – formatting is all wrong on my blog. Appears only on the front page posts, not in individual post.  No configuration to make top of post

facebook like saturngodVerdict – uninstalled

WP Facebook Like Plugin

WP Facebook Like Plugin

WP Facebook Like Button 0.3

Install – Easy

facebook like button dolcebita config

Configure – Easy and has the things I NEED. Can alter width and height of box so there is no annoying break out. Can change font , cute!

Likes – Configurability (made up word) and that it works!

Dislikes – not sure what the Locale thing is for and too lazy to look it up Update: Marco (plugin author) dropped by in comments to explain locale is for default language for the button display – cool!

Verdict – Going on all my blogs

facebook like button dolcebita works

I Hate You All – Now Give Me Your Money

Here’s something to think about. If marketers and sales people were truly empathetic towards you, wanted the best for you,  they would try to make where you hang out together a better place. If they were smart enough to try and build a long term relationship….You don’t go smash up your mother’s house when she invites you over for dinner now do you? (well maybe you do but I would imagine you also have a police record and probably a current restraining order, as well as that cheesy “get 10000 more Twitter followers eBook”).

How many of those businesses, marketers and sales people do you see in social networking who are working to make the place better for YOU?

I am talking to you BIG NAME GURU who is selling your system for leveraging Twitter followers or Facebook friends or whatever piece of crap where you try to link causation to some form of action because the gullible or the desperate REALLY WANT THIS TO WORK.  I don’t need to rely on you for my next pay check and so am not afraid to shit in this nest.

Leaders look to what the environment they work in will be in the next few years; parasites suck the life out of whatever is there now with no regard to the future. There are so many crimes of opportunity happening in the internet marketing world right now under the guise of “good marketing practice”.  Bricks through windows and defacing graffiti is changing the happy, sunshine drenched paradise that could have been, into a ghetto.(OK I am laying it on way too thick here but you know what I mean…*tapping into your nostalgia of things that never were*)

There are few rules in my house, but one of the often uttered ones are “don’t whinge if you aren’t doing something to fix it”.  To fix it I am going to raise my army of ethical, environmentally friendly fembots/ mandroids to show the world what can be done with a little forethought.  Or I am going to sink back into the mire and make this franchising product I have been mulling over.brickthroughwindow

You Are NOT Your Khakis (Or Your Own Customer)

There is something mischievously satisfying about mixing a Fight Club quote about consumerism with a statement about your own market. Now I have finished congratulating myself on how clever I am, let’s consider what the implications are about not being your own customer.

I hate sales letters, absolutely, with a passion, abhor them. It is a constant surprise to me that they work. Why would anyone get sucked in to parting with cash by a wall of text in a bad font? Because I am not the average user of the internet.

This also goes for Facebook, I used to truly love it. Clean open spaces, Google-like in the pristine landscape of the monitor, like fresh snow untrodden. Then came the march of the applications, the millions of pokes and requests and demands for my time that I just DO NOT WANT

Keeping in mind that I am not my customer, I asked my sister a few questions about her Facebook usage. I would class her a complete n00b when it comes to the internet, PCs or anything remotely geeky. She has 2 children, is studying to become a Steiner teacher and works a couple of part-time jobs to pay the bills. She discovered Facebook about 8 months ago and has been using it ever since. I asked her 10 questions about her usage (via Facebook naturally) and asked her to respond.

1. how often do you use Facebook a day
3 – 4 times

2. Do you have a favourite application
Yes…chat

3. Do all the application requests affect you in any way
Yes…get tedious after a while. Sick of same shit from new people.

4 . Does Facebook help you in any way
Yes…expand my social circle, locate old friends/classmates, find love, keep in touch with friends and family.

5. Do you notice the ads in facebook?
I notice ads but not sure if I notice them all.

6. what do you dislike about facebook
Forced requests, poor spelling….everywhere!

7. do you use any other social networking sites on the internet (like myspace or twitter etc)
No

8. Do you like Facebook any more or less since you started using it
Like it more

9. How would you rate your PC and internet expertise
Out of 10?….5. (AR: pfft she is SO a 2, maybe a 3)

10. How would you improve Facebook if you could
Easier control over News Feed items.

Ok so she puts up with the application requests, even though they clearly irritate her, she uses it as a tool for social contact (as it is designed to be used), and she likes it more now then when she started. Contrast that to me who stopped using it regularly because the social contact I got was not satisfying, the application requests were annoying, and the barrage of groups demanding time and attention for dire social issues, and crappy marketing efforts used up my sympathy quota very quickly. Yep we are definitely not alike in our opinion of Facebook!

So this week when Stompernet opened its doors and Ed Dale video responded to the Open Letter To Stompernet I was thinking along different lines. I have always applied the “quality product” tag to Stompernet due to what I have heard from people who run Stompernet. To me this is a premium learning experience that is expensive but also valuable, like a good certification or university course. I also thought it was not for beginners.

Yet the launch of the open door seemed….aimed at a lower common denominator than I though the market would be. The lead up had been great, the free content awesome but the same old, same old on opening day was a let down. This confused me, these guys are marketing geniuses and yet they are pitching way lower than their product deserves. Aren’t they going for people like me that kind of sorta understands some stuff and wants to take the next step up?

Then it hit me, I am not their customer (even though I thought I might have been) , just like I am not my own.

Kind of like quantum physics, my observation of something will affect the outcome. In this case my “marketing” brain and my “customer” brain collided. I had expectations that I was going to get X but I got Y. A valuable lesson for me, and one I will keep with me as I go forward.

I am not my customer, I am not my customer…..